Brooding [Definition]
February 24, 2009
Before one may properly understand and comprehend the content of this blog, one must be known with the term “to brood”. So here goes:
To brood is to be thoughtful, and think of something. Often in a dreary or depressing manner.
Brooding may also be expressing deep sorrow or remorse. A person dwelling on a unfortunate outcome of an event with regret or displeasure may also be perceived as brooding.
Step By Step [How To Brood]
1. Do stupid stuff, or get involved in incidents which one may regret.
2. Localize a proper location for brooding. [may be a dark corner, or a place with a great view you can pretend to watch while going crazy inside your own head]
3. Get your brooding-face on. [Make a face containing as many of the following emotions as possible: regret, sadness, anger, hopelessness, remorse, fear, loneliness, anxiety]
If one is not an experienced brooder, one may use a mirror.
4. Look into the abyss.
5. Keep looking.
[One may also include own effects as depressing or angry music ]
